Tuesday, December 11, 2012
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Thursday, April 5, 2012
Funniest Medical Billing Codes Ever...ICD 9 & ICD 10
ICD-9 Codes
E843.0 - Fall-occ spacecraft... e843.0 e8430 fall-occ spacecraft fall-occ spacecraft fall ...
E013.3 - Ironing
E807 Railway accident of unspecified nature
(thats not being specific???)
E819 Motor vehicle traffic accident of unspecified nature
(again...isn't that specifing??)
787.63 - Fecal urgency (why don't they just go...why go to the doctor??)
569.87 - Vomiting of fecal matter (WTF???You better be at a hospital cause thats the wrong end!!! But is that physically possible?? Or are you enjoying that dog crap??)
787.62 - Fecal smearing (Where?? But more important why and why is it a code???)
E979.5 - Terrorism involving nuclear weapons, Blast effects, Exposure to ionizing radiation from nuclear weapon, Fireball effects, Heat from nuclear weapon, Other direct and secondary (the term fireball is capitalized like its a supervillian!!!)
787.01 - Nausea with vomiting (Dont one go with the other??)
787.02 - Nausea alone (Always better with others...or maybe not..or maybe their causing it...)
787.03 - Vomiting alone (who held her hair for her?...poor thing...I personally like to vomit alone, preferable right into the toilet..LOL)
E913.3 - Accidental mechanical suffocation by; falling earth or other substance (whats mechanical about suffocation??And can we clarify falling earth???other substance)
V65.0 - Healthy person accompanying sick person, Boarder (I told you not to rent your room out to sick people...LOL)
ICD-10 Codes
(How likely is this???)
X52 Prolonged stay in weightless environment
X52.XXXA - Prolonged stay in weightless environment, initial encounter
... encounter weightlessness in spacecraft simulator the appropriate ...
(how likely is a follow-up encounter???)
X52.XXXD - Prolonged stay in weightless environment, subs encntr
... encounter weightlessness in spacecraft simulator the appropriate ...
(Do they have at Disney or something???)
R46.1 - Bizarre personal appearance (Wonder what qualifies??Peircing?Tattoos?Stripes with plaid??)
R46.0 - Very low level of personal hygiene (makes me think of my mom saying the clean underwhere thing!! LOL)
W22.02XA - Walked into lamppost, initial encounter (with or without alcohol...the next time they write it there will be a sub number for texting!!)
followed by
W22.02XD - Walked into lamppost, subsequent encounter (WTF???LOL)
V91.07XA - Burn due to water-skis on fire, initial encounter (Applies to Stunt actors usually at Universal Studios!!!)
W04 Fall while being carried or supported by other persons (financially supportive or carried home drunk?? which is it??)
E012.0 - Knitting and crocheting (Applies to grandmothers and Martha Stewart types...)
E012.1 - Sewing (Is there a difference from knitting and crocheting..these are very dangerous activities...those Crickets are a hotbed for insurance claims)
E967.4 Battering by child (My eight year old daughter has mean right hook..)
Y92.253 - Opera house as the place of occurrence of the external cause (My ears are bleeding?? Or is does it have something to do with severe depression??)
Y92.250 - Art Gallery as the place of occurrence of the external cause ( My eyes are bleeding!!)
Y92.311 - Squash court as the place of occurrence of the external cause (oppose to tennis or racquet...maybe even pingpong LO)
Y92.162 - Bathroom in school dormitory as place (really??)
Y92.152 - Bathroom in reform school as place
My Favorite...
Y92.142 - Bathroom in prison as place (My *ss is Bleeding..LOL)
Y92.121 - Bathroom in nursing home as place
Y92.111 - Bathroom in children's home and orphanage as place
Y92.091 - Bathroom in oth non-institutional residence as place
Y92.041 - Bathroom in boarding-house as place
Y92.031 - Bathroom in apartment as place (what does any of this matter or mean??)
Y92.022 - Bathroom in mobile home as place (with or without Pabst Blue Ribbon??)
Y92.023 - Bedroom in mobile home as place (with or without Pabst Blue Ribbon??)
Y92.012 - Bathroom of single-family (private) house as place
Y92.192 - Bathroom in other specified residential institution as the place of occurrence of the external cause
Y92.002 - Bathroom of unspecified non-institutional private) residence single-family (private) house as the place of occurrence of the external cause
& bedroom codes
Y92.013 - Bedroom of single-family (private) house as place
Y92.032 - Bedroom in apartment as place
Y92.042 - Bedroom in boarding-house as place
Y92.092 - Bedroom in oth non-institutional residence as place
Y92.112 - Bedroom in children's home and orphanage as place
Y92.122 - Bedroom in nursing home as place
Y92.153 - Bedroom in reform school as place
Y92.163 - Bedroom in school dormitory as place
Y92.193 - Bedroom in oth residential institution as place
Y92.003 - Bedroom of unsp non-institut (private) residence as place
R15.1 - Fecal smearing (again???WTF)
R11.13 - Vomiting of fecal matter (wow dude serious issues)
Z65.2 - Problems related to release from prison (he was sooo happy he injured himself???)
Y92.146 - Swimming-pool of prison as place (WTF???I don't know what to say about that one)
Z63.4 - Disappearance and death of family member (How do you know they are dead??)
Y93.E4 - Activity, ironing (wouldnt burns or something else cover that?)
Y92.59 - Other trade areas as place
... external cause shopping mall as the place .. (Wow!!! Black Friday's number one code entry winner)
W59.29 Other contact with turtle (I don't want to know..)
W59.21XA - Bitten by turtle, initial encounter (REALLY??? I mean do they even have teeth??)
There are a couple turtle biting codes but this one is my favorite...
W59.21XD - Bitten by turtle, subsequent encounter (really??? turtles are very quick i mean their not getting me a second time...)
W5803XA Crushed by alligator, initial encounter
W5803XD Crushed by alligator, subsequent encounter
W5811XA Bitten by crocodile, initial encounter
W5811XD Bitten by crocodile, subsequent encounter
All of which are possible... But watch out because....
W59.22 Struck by turtle
or
W59.22XA - Struck by turtle, initial encounter
or unbelievably..
W59.22XD - Struck by turtle, subsequent encounter (Someone needs serious help if they get attacked by a turtle initially and don't work on avoiding that second strike...whats going on here???)
or
W59.29XA - Other contact with turtle, initial encounter
??
W59.29XD - Other contact with turtle, subsequent encounter
(WTF does that mean ???)
W61.6 Contact with duck
W61.61 Bitten by duck
W61.62 Struck by duck
W61.69 Other contact with duck
W61.61XA - Bitten by duck, initial encounter
w6161xa bitten by duck initial encounter bitten ...
W61.61XD - Bitten by duck, subsequent encounter
w6161xd bitten by duck subsequent encounter bitten ...
W61.61XS - Bitten by duck, sequela
w6161xs bitten by duck sequela bitten by ...
W61.62XA - Struck by duck, initial encounter
... w6162xa struck by duck initial encounter struck
W61.62XD - Struck by duck, subsequent encounter
w6162xd struck by duck subsequent encounter struck ...
W61.62XS - Struck by duck, sequela
(Donald or Daffy...who's the patient Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny???)
W61.69XA - Other contact with duck, initial encounter
... other contact with duck initial encounter other ...
W61.69XD - Other contact with duck, subsequent encounter
... other contact with duck subsequent encounter other ...
W61.69XS - Other contact with duck, sequela (At this point I don't know whats going on I really thought these were all fake..)
W54.1XXS - Struck by dog, sequela
(dont they usually bite I mean they call them boxers but they ain't wearing gloves..lol)
Y92.010 - Kitchen of single-family (private) house as place
(who cares if its sing multiple or in the freakin kitchen of a private home...WTF..LOL)
V95.43 Spacecraft collision injuring occupant (This is serious I mean if by chance someone actually survives any of these...)
V95.45 Spacecraft explosion injuring occupant (Is that possible??wouldnt reentry without the craft prevent someone from ever getting into a hospital???)
V95.41 Spacecraft crash injuring occupant
V95.41XA - Spacecraft crash injuring occupant, initial encounter
... v95.41xa v9541xa spacecraft crash injuring occupant ...
V95.41XD - Spacecraft crash injuring occupant, subsequent encounter
... v95.41xd v9541xd spacecraft crash injuring occupant ... (now this is an extremely incredible possiblity, but lets have a code for it just in case)
V95.41XS - Spacecraft crash injuring occupant, sequela
... v95.41xs v9541xs spacecraft crash injuring occupant ...
V95.43XA - Spacecraft collision injuring occupant, initial encounter
... v95.43xa v9543xa spacecraft collision injuring occupant ... ( Must be that Roswell Crap again)
V95.43XD - Spacecraft collision injuring occupant, subsequent encounter
... v95.43xd v9543xd spacecraft collision injuring occupant ...
V95.43XS - Spacecraft collision injuring occupant, sequela
... v95.43xs v9543xs spacecraft collision injuring occupant ...
V95.44XA - Spacecraft fire injuring occupant, initial encounter
... v95.44xa v9544xa spacecraft fire injuring occupant ...
V95.44XD - Spacecraft fire injuring occupant, subsequent encounter
... v95.44xd v9544xd spacecraft fire injuring occupant ...
V95.44XS - Spacecraft fire injuring occupant, sequela
... v95.44xs v9544xs spacecraft fire injuring occupant ...
V95.45XA - Spacecraft explosion injuring occupant, initial encounter
V95.45XD - Spacecraft explosion injuring occupant, subsequent encounter
... v95.45xd v9545xd spacecraft explosion injuring occupant ...
ICD-10-CM
CODE
V95.45XS - Spacecraft explosion injuring occupant, sequela
... v95.45xs v9545xs spacecraft explosion injuring occupant ...
V95.40XA - Unsp spacecraft accident injuring occupant, init encntr
... v95.40xa v9540xa unsp spacecraft accident injuring occupant ...
V95.40XD - Unsp spacecraft accident injuring occupant, subs encntr
... v95.40xd v9540xd unsp spacecraft accident injuring occupant ...
V95.40XS - Unspecified spacecraft accident injuring occupant, sequela
... v95.40xs v9540xs unspecified spacecraft accident injuring occupant ...
V95.49XA - Other spacecraft accident injuring occupant, init encntr
... v95.49xa v9549xa other spacecraft accident injuring occupant ...
V95.49XD - Other spacecraft accident injuring occupant, subs encntr
... v95.49xd v9549xd other spacecraft accident injuring occupant ...
V95.49XS - Other spacecraft accident injuring occupant, sequela
... v95.49xs v9549xs other spacecraft accident injuring occupant ...
V95.42 Forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant
V95.42XA - Forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant, init encntr
... forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant in ...
V95.42XD - Forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant, subs encntr
... forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant su ...
V95.42XS - Forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant, sequela
... forced landing of spacecraft injuring occupant se ...
W27.4XXA - Contact with kitchen utensil, initial encounter
(Sounds like a domestic dispute especially when you see the next one....)
W27.4XXD - Contact with kitchen utensil, subsequent encounter
(you
know that some foul play is involved...LOL add the mobile home one and
create a code for Pabst Blue Ribbon and we are actually watching an
episode of cops!!!!)
(it all just makes me want to...)
W21.11XA - Struck by baseball bat, initial encounter (to the people associated with all this crap crazy...)
OTHER
QJ
- SERVICES/ITEMS PROVIDED TO A PRISONER OR PATIENT IN STATE OR LOCAL
CUSTODY, HOWEVER THE STATE OR LOCAL GOVERNMENT, AS APPLICABLE, MEETS THE
REQUIREMENTS IN 42 CFR 411.4 (B)
(My note "what if they don't meet requirements?")
DEGAP - Hemoccult(R) fecal occult blood test (FOBT) (Occult??? This is Illuminati related activity I think LOL)
P6 - A DECLARED BRAIN-DEAD PATIENT WHOSE ORGANS ARE BEING REMOVED FOR DONOR PURPOSES
(my question is at this point who is being billed???)
Just want to thank http://www.findacode.com/search/search.php
for the easy searchable research I conducted...
Stay tuned for my follow-up blog concerning how patients a really being "treated"
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